I would like you to stay
and talk with me
but I don’t want
you to feel that you
just because I’m here."
*stabs you in the chest* why are u screaming i said april fools wtf calm down
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
The two smartest men on the planet.
Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.
My friend and I were given 5 sheets of paper to support as much weight as possible. This is the result. We had to stop stacking books because the ceiling got in the way.
physics go home youre broken
That’s way more than 5 …